Can a 6^th grade nobody solve a diva’s dating problems?

Selfie, the school’s most glamorous eighth grader, has a terrible secret: she doesn’t have a date for prom. Too embarrassed to tell her “cool” friends, she turns to the most unlikely dating coach ever: nerdy 6^th-grader Becca Birnbaum. “You have to find me a date,” says Selfie. “It could legit be anyone… long as he’s handsome and super cool.”

Becca’s never had a date. She spends her time reading and drawing posters for Debate-A-Palooza. She doesn’t know cool, eighth grade guys. But when Selfie has nowhere to turn, Becca reluctantly agrees to help.

Worst.
Mistake.
Ever.

“Deliciously over-the-top characters…cartoon illustrations on almost every page….this entertaining story about unlikely friendships will appeal to fans of The Dork Diaries.”

–School Library Journal

Oh no. Not HER. Anyone but HER.

WHEN YOU’RE A SIXTH-GRADE NOBODY, the last person you want to accidentally zonk with a volleyball is Selfie St. Clair—the eighth-grade glamour queen of the school. But that’s what happens to Becca Birnbaum, and it only gets worse when she tries to do Selfie a favor. She grabs the wrong shopping bag from the principal’s office—one containing a very personal item. And even that might not be so bad if only Selfie didn’t immediately…lose it.

If they don’t get it back ASAP, they’re toast. They try not to panic—until they hear the Biggest Prank Ever is about to happen. Can the school’s oddest couple stop the disaster of a lifetime?

Psssst! Your name’s on the Loser List.

What’s the worst thing that could happen to a 7^th grader? For Danny Shine, it’s getting your name on the “Loser List” in the girls’ bathroom. When he tries to erase it, then his troubles really begin. Bullies go after Danny, frame him for a crime, and now the whole school’s against him. Can Danny clear his name, get his friends back, and get off the Loser List?

WE LOST, AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Danny Shine isn’t a sports fan, but he ends up at the All-City Baseball Championships. A fly ball comes his way, and he reaches for it—only to be blamed for “fan interference.” When the team loses, the whole school hates him. Danny learns there’s something worse than being an invisible comic book geek: being a JINX.

If he wins, he loses.

“I’m Danny Shine, and I want to be your class president” –except he really, really doesn’t. To avoid a wrestling tournament in gym, Danny goes to a meeting, and through a series of unfortunate events, gets on the ticket. Luckily, there’s no way he’ll win. Or can he?